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Old 08-04-2009, 03:15 PM   #1
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Default Your Age by Cigars...

1. First, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
smoke a cigar (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be realistic)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 (time to get the calculator)

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1759. If you
haven't, add 1758

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this number is your original number (i.e., how many
times you want to smoke a cigar this week).

The next two numbers are your age...
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:19 PM   #2
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creepy, but it worked
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #3
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WHOA, what the hell!
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:23 PM   #4
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Worked for me too!!!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:27 PM   #5
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Whoah, duuuuude! You're totally freakin' me out, maaaannn!

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Old 08-04-2009, 03:28 PM   #6
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That's my job Mert...LOL
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:40 PM   #7
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Default Re: Your Age by Cigars...

Basic math

all you are doing is subtracting the year you were born from 2008 or 2009 (5*50 = 250 +1758/1759 = 2008/2009.... whether youve had your bday or not), and putting the number you pick in front of it by multiplying it by 100 (2*50)

I hate being such a nerd that I can't fall for these
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:45 PM   #8
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I love it!!!

Now to go out and smoke 645 cigars!!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:58 PM   #9
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Nuh uh, it's magic.
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:14 PM   #10
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I love being to stupid in math to love these magic tricks!
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:48 PM   #11
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wow. The first time I tried it, it didn't work. second time I figured, hey, 4 a week sounds a little more likely. lo and behold, it worked.
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:51 PM   #12
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Freaky...Love these math tricks!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:55 PM   #13
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Nice.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:50 PM   #14
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730

7cigars a week and my age is 30.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:52 PM   #15
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725

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Old 08-04-2009, 06:55 PM   #16
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:11 PM   #17
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Whoah, duuuuude! You're totally freakin' me out, maaaannn!

Nice...that works well lol... Oh and it doesn't take much to freak Mert out LOL...
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:26 PM   #18
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It works for everyone
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:30 PM   #19
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wow weird
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:30 PM   #20
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I don't think I have enough cigars to equal my number.
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