Worm

J0eybb · 02-28-2011, 11:22 AM

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.
Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.
The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.
Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."
Grandpa said "No, you keep it."
The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.
Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."
Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."

kydsid · 02-28-2011, 11:47 AM

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G G · 02-28-2011, 12:30 PM

markem · 02-28-2011, 02:21 PM

just crawled back into my chair, caught my breath and wiped laughter tears from my eyes.

timo · 02-28-2011, 02:49 PM

HollywoodQue · 02-28-2011, 04:36 PM

taltos · 02-28-2011, 04:39 PM

That one should have had a spray warning. Have to clean coffee off of the monitor.

kelmac07 · 02-28-2011, 05:07 PM

02-28-2011, 11:22 AM	#1
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Worm Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in. Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole. The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy. Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that." Grandpa said "No, you keep it." The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks. Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me." Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma." __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202

02-28-2011, 11:47 AM	#2
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Worm Posted via Mobile Device

02-28-2011, 12:30 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Worm

02-28-2011, 02:21 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,546 Trading: (47)	Re: Worm just crawled back into my chair, caught my breath and wiped laughter tears from my eyes. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-28-2011, 02:49 PM	#5
timo Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MA Posts: 723 Trading: (0)	Re: Worm __________________ Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

02-28-2011, 04:36 PM	#6
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,120 Trading: (46)	Re: Worm

02-28-2011, 04:39 PM	#7
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Worm That one should have had a spray warning. Have to clean coffee off of the monitor. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

02-28-2011, 05:07 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Worm __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"