I am not a pole dancer!

Col. Kurtz · 02-18-2010, 12:51 PM

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Mugen910 · 02-18-2010, 12:52 PM

ROFL!!! I love it!

Blindjimme · 02-18-2010, 01:01 PM

That's good !!

14holestogie · 02-18-2010, 01:02 PM

Razorhog · 02-18-2010, 01:04 PM

LOL that's great!

jsnake · 02-18-2010, 01:06 PM

Classic!

Volt · 02-18-2010, 01:19 PM

Ummm, OK, I'll tell her I believe her little story.

RevSmoke · 02-18-2010, 01:39 PM

Before reading the post - just a comment on my initial thoughts.

Subject: I am not a pole dancer.
Original poster: Col. Kurtz

First thought... Thank goodness!

G G · 02-18-2010, 02:11 PM

Someone sent that to me last week.

Col. Kurtz · 02-18-2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke

Before reading the post - just a comment on my initial thoughts.

Subject: I am not a pole dancer.
Original poster: Col. Kurtz

First thought... Thank goodness!

Yes, and that would have to be a substantial pole. (Think telephone pole)

Skywalker · 02-18-2010, 09:26 PM

That's priceless!!!

St. Lou Stu · 02-19-2010, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Regards,
Mercedes

Sure it is!

kelmac07 · 02-19-2010, 08:55 AM

Nice!!

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