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Old 02-12-2010, 09:15 PM   #1
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my Grandmother in her youth and being patriotic during WWII went to a tattoo parlor and got an American Eagle tattooed on her left breast

but now that gravity and age have taken over

her once Proud American Bald Eagle looks more like a Pelican resting on a post
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:48 PM   #2
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And how exactly do you know this about your grandmother?
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Old 02-13-2010, 04:41 AM   #3
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She must have showed it to him....eeewww...
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Old 02-13-2010, 08:22 AM   #4
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Old 02-13-2010, 08:44 AM   #5
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She must have showed it to him....eeewww...
actually my grandfather just had to tell me while we shared a 5th of Irish Whiskey.........he also mentioned how much he misses the Eagle
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