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Old 02-04-2021, 08:16 AM   #1
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WOW!! I stopped at Circle K to buy milk and when I pulled in I noticed these two cops looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up and I'm thinking wow, what an idiot with the police standing right there!

So I go in and got my milk and as I was checking out, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!

She's running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going nuts. Those of us inside go out and the cops put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. After all the craziness, I start walking to my car and I see that the cops were putting her in handcuffs. The guy next to me is like, "what the heck?!?"

I stick around cause it looks like the guy is a jerk and I wanna see what happens. Being the butt I thought he probably was, he asked the cops what in the world they were arresting her for, after all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I kid you not, the cop looked him dead in the eye and said...

"For waving a Firearm"...
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Old 02-04-2021, 08:27 AM   #2
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Old 02-07-2021, 03:40 PM   #5
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I'm a tool equipped to be used upon the desk. this become long before dawn; and then they bustled away as short as lightning. In the end, I'm sad because I can't make this a haiku.
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tood equipped to be used upon the desk. this become long before dawn; and then they bustled away as short as lightning.
Is this some sort of code? If I break it, I wonder what it will reveal. Hoffas last whereabouts?
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