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Old 11-04-2009, 05:12 AM   #1
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OK people lets see what you got... Best and Worst pick up lines you have heard


"Excuse me... but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"Hey Baby!, I'm Fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight"
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:30 AM   #2
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I know it's unlikely that you still have your virginity, but can I at least see the box it came in?
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:58 AM   #3
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get ya coat i have got a knife.

how much does a polar bear weigh ? enough to break the ice.

hay baby did u know your body is 75% water ? welll you are in luck as i am really thirsty.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:05 AM   #4
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thos are the bad ones this is the good one .

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:07 AM   #5
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"Let's go back to my place and see if it fits"
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:09 AM   #6
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I know it's unlikely that you still have your virginity, but can I at least see the box it came in?
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:10 AM   #7
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"Lets go back to my place for pizza and sex..." "Aww come on who doesn't like pizza"
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:34 PM   #8
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Mouths are capable of such interesting things...less not waste it talking
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:12 PM   #9
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:37 PM   #10
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-Walk up to a girl, check her out, shaking your head-

Damn...all those curves, and me with no brakes
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:42 PM   #11
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For the record I am not Fred Flintstone but I sure would love to make your Bedrock.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:12 PM   #12
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"Let's go halvesies on a bastard"
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:27 PM   #13
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.


Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:50 AM   #14
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-Walk up to a girl, check her out, shaking your head-

Damn...all those curves, and me with no brakes
man that is the best line ever
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:24 AM   #15
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I can read braille....
with my tongue
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:31 AM   #16
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Walk up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, but did it hurt?" It'll probably go something like this:

"Excuse me, but did it hurt?"
"Huh? What?"
"I need to know. Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven"

"I'm a man of few words. Wanna f**K?"
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:40 AM   #17
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"Let's go halvesies on a bastard"


"Nice shoes, Wanna F*ck?
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:40 AM   #18
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do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:39 PM   #19
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"I got a boat."
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:34 AM   #20
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"I got a boat."
Almost as good as "Wanna go for a ride in my Porsche?"
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