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Old 03-04-2012, 04:52 PM   #21
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Q: Why is divorce so expensive...??
A: Because it's worth it...!!

Hang in there brother....sounds like the pattern is clear and you're on to better times...!!
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:52 PM   #22
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:14 PM   #23
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Looks like we have a new Smitty.
I think I pee'd a little....
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:00 PM   #24
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I'm already peeling the potatoes.
Do you have a license for that peeler (and any peel suppressor that might be attached)?
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:50 PM   #25
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:23 AM   #26
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Better off without her. If you're the one making the money, who is she to say how you spend it? Afterall, what kind of woman doesn't let her man have his hobbies.

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Old 03-05-2012, 03:35 AM   #27
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i have to say that if anyone woman gives a man the " its (inanimate object) or me" speech, it def wasnt meant to be. real love doesnt have boundaries.

so on behalf of men everywhere,



i would also like to give you your nuts back and reinstate your man card.
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Old 03-05-2012, 03:54 AM   #28
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You're still my hero.
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Old 03-05-2012, 09:13 AM   #29
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May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:34 AM   #30
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May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job.
You might have some competition for that job.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:56 AM   #31
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I listened to that "do that and I'll divorce you" crap for lots of years. I finally got the papers and little plastic arrows that showed her where to sign.
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Old 03-08-2012, 03:06 PM   #32
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great story.

awesome room.
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Old 03-08-2012, 03:44 PM   #33
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my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again
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Old 03-08-2012, 04:36 PM   #34
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you are the man no doubt...way to stick to your guns bro
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Old 03-08-2012, 04:39 PM   #35
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The potatoes are ready!
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:07 PM   #36
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my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again
Very witty, I am so stealing that if the "your stuff or me" comment ever comes along.

I'm going to stick that into the depth of my long term (or maybe short term) memory.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:08 PM   #37
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Just be ready to hold your ground..
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:11 PM   #38
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Just be ready to hold your ground..
I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.
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Old 03-08-2012, 06:11 PM   #39
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I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.
You may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and I wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how I know.


Hell, you can ask Tom. He may even give you her number.
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Old 03-08-2012, 06:23 PM   #40
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you may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and i wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how i know.


hell, you can ask tom. He may even give you her number.
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