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Old 12-26-2013, 11:32 PM   #1
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Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided
that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;
they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and
Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also
not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and
High Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives - thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted
in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts
and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and
Moons - forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came
up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:36 PM   #2
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Old 12-27-2013, 04:07 AM   #3
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Old 12-27-2013, 04:50 AM   #4
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