Silly cigar names

markem · 12-30-2012, 08:47 AM

It seems to me that manufacturers are trying to outdo each other in the silly cigar name games as of late. In fact, for a while, I thought that the Homemade Sausage thread was a review.

This is a place to list the names of the cigars that you find silly and perhaps comment on them (no reviews, please). I'm thinking comments more along the lines of "what the heck were they thinking? Well, here's my guess". It will perhaps also function as a repository of silly names for future reference, just in case the unspeakable should happen and a vitola not be successful.

It's all tongue in cheek and not meant to be taken seriously, so let's not get in to arguments, m'kay.

DaBear · 12-30-2012, 08:54 AM

All the Opus names Carlito has fun coming up with("***** Cat", "***** Juice"/"Vulva", "BBMF", etc.). As ridiculous as they are, I respect the fact that Carlito doesn't allow the public perception of someone coming out with cigar names like that to change the fact that he can have a little fun on the side while still making good smokes.

kelmac07 · 12-30-2012, 09:00 AM

While there are some "goofy" names for sticks out there...some are actually very good. Prime example of one of the most recent is the Viaje White Label Project Stuffed Turkey Dark Meat. A very crazy name, but a damn fine stick.

markem · 12-30-2012, 09:02 AM

It isn't about how good the cigar is, it is about how silly the name is. Your example is a fine example of "what the heck were they thinking". But if you get stuffed turkey dark meat flavors, then I guess that the name isn't silly but apt.

joeobx · 12-30-2012, 09:30 AM

Fighting Co*k

12-30-2012, 09:40 AM

Pork chops, tenderloins ect.. Viaje has some pretty ridiculous names in their lineup as well.

MurphysLaw · 12-30-2012, 10:36 AM

Ron Mexico has to be one of the worst out there

sikk50 · 12-30-2012, 11:50 AM

Drew Estates has had more than his share of random names lately

cmitch · 12-30-2012, 11:54 AM

I'm waiting on the release of the Dirty Bastard.

MarkinAZ · 12-30-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MurphysLaw

Ron Mexico has to be one of the worst out there

+1. Yes, I always think "what a silly a$$ name that is" everytime I run across it It would be interesting to see their sales firgures on that bundled cigar just for the fun of it though...

Col. Kurtz · 12-30-2012, 12:06 PM

I vote for the RyJ Churchill silliness. Short Churchill, Petite Churchill, Churchill, Wide Churchill. What's left? Half-a-Churchill Grandes LE 2014?

pnoon · 12-30-2012, 12:28 PM

My Uzi Weighs A Ton
One Shot One Kill
Tramp Stamp
Jock Itch
Yeast Infection.

OK. I made up the last two but it wouldn't surprise me if someone made a cigar woth those names

icehog3 · 12-30-2012, 12:31 PM

Cremosa Cubana...It ain't creamy, and it ain't Cuban.

Nub....the name is dumb, and so is the cigar.

maninblack · 12-30-2012, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

My Uzi Weighs A Ton
One Shot One Kill
Tramp Stamp
Jock Itch
Yeast Infection.

OK. I made up the last two but it wouldn't surprise me if someone made a cigar woth those names

The yeast infection is a creamy smoke, full of interesting flavors and a slight cheesy taste profile. Brie maybe?

Whipper Snapper · 12-30-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

The yeast infection is a creamy smoke, full of interesting flavors and a slight cheesy taste profile. Brie maybe?

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MarkinAZ · 12-30-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

It's all tongue in cheek and not meant to be taken seriously, so let's not get in to arguments, m'kay.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Nub....the name is dumb, and so is the cigar.

Tom. You starting an argument already?

12-30-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkinCA

Tom. You starting an argument already?

There is no argument with that cigar though, Mark

icehog3 · 12-30-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkinCA

Tom. You starting an argument already?

Who, me?

benedic08 · 12-30-2012, 01:41 PM

El Bigote

This one always cracks me up hahah...

Porch Dweller · 12-30-2012, 01:57 PM

Genesis: The Project.

Is it based on the Bible? A classified military operation? All I know is that if the cigar's name contains a colon, it should be reconsidered.

12-30-2012, 08:47 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,517 Trading: (47)	Silly cigar names It seems to me that manufacturers are trying to outdo each other in the silly cigar name games as of late. In fact, for a while, I thought that the Homemade Sausage thread was a review. This is a place to list the names of the cigars that you find silly and perhaps comment on them (no reviews, please). I'm thinking comments more along the lines of "what the heck were they thinking? Well, here's my guess". It will perhaps also function as a repository of silly names for future reference, just in case the unspeakable should happen and a vitola not be successful. It's all tongue in cheek and not meant to be taken seriously, so let's not get in to arguments, m'kay. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-30-2012, 08:54 AM	#2
DaBear Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Bear Location: Raleigh, NC(NC State) Posts: 2,010 Trading: (26)	Re: Silly cigar names All the Opus names Carlito has fun coming up with("*** Cat", "*** Juice"/"Vulva", "BBMF", etc.). As ridiculous as they are, I respect the fact that Carlito doesn't allow the public perception of someone coming out with cigar names like that to change the fact that he can have a little fun on the side while still making good smokes.

12-30-2012, 09:00 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Silly cigar names While there are some "goofy" names for sticks out there...some are actually very good. Prime example of one of the most recent is the Viaje White Label Project Stuffed Turkey Dark Meat. A very crazy name, but a damn fine stick. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-30-2012, 09:02 AM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,517 Trading: (47)	Re: Silly cigar names It isn't about how good the cigar is, it is about how silly the name is. Your example is a fine example of "what the heck were they thinking". But if you get stuffed turkey dark meat flavors, then I guess that the name isn't silly but apt. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-30-2012, 09:30 AM	#5
joeobx just playing in the storm Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Joe Location: Fredericksburg. VA VCM Country Posts: 1,117 Trading: (4)	Re: Silly cigar names Fighting Co*k __________________ it's all fun and games till the flying monkeys show up

12-30-2012, 09:40 AM	#6
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Silly cigar names Pork chops, tenderloins ect.. Viaje has some pretty ridiculous names in their lineup as well.

12-30-2012, 10:36 AM	#7
MurphysLaw Anything can go wrong Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Brian Location: SoFlo Posts: 2,823 Trading: (19)	Re: Silly cigar names Ron Mexico has to be one of the worst out there __________________ It's THIS easy to help our Troops.

12-30-2012, 11:50 AM	#8
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: Silly cigar names Drew Estates has had more than his share of random names lately __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

12-30-2012, 11:54 AM	#9
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Silly cigar names I'm waiting on the release of the Dirty Bastard. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

12-30-2012, 12:06 PM	#11
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Re: Silly cigar names I vote for the RyJ Churchill silliness. Short Churchill, Petite Churchill, Churchill, Wide Churchill. What's left? Half-a-Churchill Grandes LE 2014? __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

12-30-2012, 12:28 PM	#12
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Silly cigar names My Uzi Weighs A Ton One Shot One Kill Tramp Stamp Jock Itch Yeast Infection. OK. I made up the last two but it wouldn't surprise me if someone made a cigar woth those names __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

12-30-2012, 12:31 PM	#13
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,547 Trading: (60)	Re: Silly cigar names Cremosa Cubana...It ain't creamy, and it ain't Cuban. Nub....the name is dumb, and so is the cigar. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-30-2012, 01:41 PM	#19
benedic08 Bob's great grandson Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Benedic Location: Hot and Wet Manila Posts: 525 Trading: (8)	Re: Silly cigar names El Bigote This one always cracks me up hahah...

12-30-2012, 01:57 PM	#20
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,158 Trading: (24)	Re: Silly cigar names Genesis: The Project. Is it based on the Bible? A classified military operation? All I know is that if the cigar's name contains a colon, it should be reconsidered.