The Spectre…

sikk50 · 07-19-2014, 06:52 PM

This was a gift, so I will be….gentle….

Don't put this with with you're beautiful high priced 5 Vegas….It will simply destroy them with it's uniqueness. Seriously….its like that.

I could smell it from across the room, like my senior prom date. Only no promise of a great ending to an otherwise mediocre night. Just the promise of shame and regret. It smells like a rail road tie, literally, I'm smelling it from across the room and wondering if the 3:10 to Yuma is late.

I lit it, thinking, "Meh, I've surely had worse…." Why am I such a glutten for pain?

I get subtle hints of toffee. Subtle hints of leather. But mostly….I feel like I'm smoking some drift wood after after the Exxon Valdez…incident.

I'm a quarter inch in….thats enough for this thing. If you don't believe me, please don't spend your money on this. I'll gladly package up whats left of this, probably an easy 95% of the cigar, and mail it to you. You'll get the full experience with this. Trust me. This is the fruit cake your family mailed back and forth for a decade as a holiday joke, only……I can't find the punch line.

And that folks…..was gentle.

Brlesq · 07-19-2014, 07:10 PM

Spot on review. I forced myself to smoke a full inch of my sample. Took 3 hours of hard drinking bourbon to get the taste out of the back of my throat . . . or I passed out. Really don't remember.

T.G · 07-19-2014, 07:30 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

sikk50 · 07-19-2014, 07:42 PM

EAD Adam.

the jiggler · 07-19-2014, 08:02 PM

I'm just trying to figure out why you went to prom with a chick who smelled like a railroad tie...

sikk50 · 07-19-2014, 08:08 PM

High school was a weird time man….

Porch Dweller · 07-19-2014, 09:59 PM

The "Please, kill me now" look on your face in the last picture is priceless.

T.G · 07-19-2014, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sikk50

EAD Adam.

None of you actually smoking it?

How you doin' bud? You've been silent here for so long we figured you got swallowed up by the same black hole that got grampa dice.

the jiggler · 07-19-2014, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sikk50

High school was a weird time man….

#truth

07-19-2014, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller

The "Please, kill me now" look on your face in the last picture is priceless.

+1 on this... That look is right out of America's funniest home videos...the ones where people try to eat a spoonfull of cinnamon!

borndead1 · 08-09-2014, 11:36 AM

I, too, attempted to smoke one of these things. It tasted and smelled like a turd dipped in turpentine. Blech! Good thing I only bought 2 singles.

07-19-2014, 06:52 PM	#1
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	The Spectre… This was a gift, so I will be….gentle…. Don't put this with with you're beautiful high priced 5 Vegas….It will simply destroy them with it's uniqueness. Seriously….its like that. I could smell it from across the room, like my senior prom date. Only no promise of a great ending to an otherwise mediocre night. Just the promise of shame and regret. It smells like a rail road tie, literally, I'm smelling it from across the room and wondering if the 3:10 to Yuma is late. I lit it, thinking, "Meh, I've surely had worse…." Why am I such a glutten for pain? I get subtle hints of toffee. Subtle hints of leather. But mostly….I feel like I'm smoking some drift wood after after the Exxon Valdez…incident. I'm a quarter inch in….thats enough for this thing. If you don't believe me, please don't spend your money on this. I'll gladly package up whats left of this, probably an easy 95% of the cigar, and mail it to you. You'll get the full experience with this. Trust me. This is the fruit cake your family mailed back and forth for a decade as a holiday joke, only……I can't find the punch line. And that folks…..was gentle. __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

07-19-2014, 07:10 PM	#2
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,015 Trading: (17)	Re: The Spectre… Spot on review. I forced myself to smoke a full inch of my sample. Took 3 hours of hard drinking bourbon to get the taste out of the back of my throat . . . or I passed out. Really don't remember. __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

07-19-2014, 07:30 PM	#3
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,542 Trading: (37)	Re: The Spectre… Pics or it didn't happen.

07-19-2014, 07:42 PM	#4
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: The Spectre… EAD Adam. __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

07-19-2014, 08:02 PM	#5
the jiggler ¡taste my pirate paddy! Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Craig Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 917 Trading: (24)	Re: The Spectre… I'm just trying to figure out why you went to prom with a chick who smelled like a railroad tie... __________________ Hecho exclusivamente para el jefe. Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

07-19-2014, 08:08 PM	#6
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: The Spectre… High school was a weird time man…. __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

07-19-2014, 09:59 PM	#7
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,153 Trading: (24)	Re: The Spectre… The "Please, kill me now" look on your face in the last picture is priceless. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

08-09-2014, 11:36 AM	#11
borndead1 Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 1,321 Trading: (7)	Re: The Spectre… I, too, attempted to smoke one of these things. It tasted and smelled like a turd dipped in turpentine. Blech! Good thing I only bought 2 singles. __________________ None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.