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Old 09-30-2020, 08:03 AM   #1
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While out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, I got a little wistful.

"In ten years," I began, "you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now."

Carolyn shrugged, "That's okay, because in ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway."
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Old 09-30-2020, 09:09 AM   #2
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So True In All Aspects!
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Old 09-30-2020, 09:37 AM   #3
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Old 09-30-2020, 12:32 PM   #4
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Funny, and reminds me of another bicycle joke. But that one's a little naughty. Okay to tell it here?
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Old 09-30-2020, 07:07 PM   #5
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I guess it must be okay then. Stand by.
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