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Old 02-12-2010, 07:02 AM   #1
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Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue . If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:27 AM   #2
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:44 AM   #3
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:45 AM   #4
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:48 AM   #5
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:50 AM   #6
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Old 02-12-2010, 11:39 AM   #7
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:03 PM   #8
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:55 PM   #10
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stop it, stop it my side is hurtting
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Old 02-12-2010, 02:49 PM   #11
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That's funny right thur! I don't care who ya are!
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Old 02-12-2010, 02:53 PM   #12
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