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Old 09-30-2009, 10:16 PM   #1
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Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. The both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:20 PM   #2
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:33 AM   #3
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One of my favorites...
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:34 AM   #4
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This is great especially the wallet sale!
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:10 AM   #5
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Default Re: Watch out for this scam!

You're pretty stupid, Kirk. No offense, but you'd think after the sixth or seventh time you'd be able to ID them for the police.

Thanks for the heads up though.
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:20 AM   #6
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:24 AM   #7
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This is great especially the wallet sale!
Group buy?
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:33 AM   #8
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"well, I can't ID their face. But, if we do a different sort of line up we will catch these criminals."
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:50 AM   #9
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This wouldn't happen if you took your wife to Home Depot with you.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:36 AM   #10
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I'm going to Home Depot today!!
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:44 AM   #11
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This wouldn't happen if you took your wife to Home Depot with you.
Or it might just make it more fun.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:53 AM   #12
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Nice. I used to go to Home Depot to find day laborers who would choke me in the shower, but NO MORE!!! From now on I am going to Lowe's exclusively!

Thanks for the warning, friend!
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:32 PM   #13
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Classic! Man I love the HOME DEPOT!
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