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Old 12-12-2018, 11:56 AM   #1
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A pervy dad brings his 12 year old daughter to the doctor.

Dad: "I want you to put her on birth control pills."

The Doc says "At her age? Is she sexually active?"

The dad replies "No, she just lies there like her mother."

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Old 12-12-2018, 01:10 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2018, 07:18 AM   #3
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Old 12-13-2018, 07:45 PM   #4
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Old 12-13-2018, 07:48 PM   #5
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