For those with tramp stamps

cmitch · 11-17-2010, 11:44 AM

It's 2063 and 73 year old Lashonda was changing her bathing suit in front of her great-great granddaughter. Her granddaughter said, "Gramma! Why do you have a pterodactyl on your back side". Which gramma replied, "Honey, when I was 23, it was a butterfly."

11-17-2010, 03:18 PM

*crickets chirping*

sikk50 · 11-17-2010, 03:27 PM

I had to look up a particular word to understand

kelmac07 · 11-17-2010, 03:40 PM

cmitch · 11-17-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by auburnfan1980

*crickets chirping*

I *could* tell them the one about the guy who busted a dog tick with his two front teeth but I'm afraid that'd go over 'bout like a turd in a punch bowl.

CBI_2 · 11-17-2010, 07:22 PM

replicant_argent · 11-17-2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sikk50

I had to look up a particular word to understand

Gramma?

T.G · 11-17-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Gramma?

Bathing.

11-17-2010, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

I *could* tell them the one about the guy who busted a dog tick with his two front teeth but I'm afraid that'd go over 'bout like a turd in a punch bowl.

No, no....you know you should save that one for the poker game tomorrow night. Hope today went well, by the way...still keeping you guys in my prayers.

11-17-2010, 11:44 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	For those with tramp stamps It's 2063 and 73 year old Lashonda was changing her bathing suit in front of her great-great granddaughter. Her granddaughter said, "Gramma! Why do you have a pterodactyl on your back side". Which gramma replied, "Honey, when I was 23, it was a butterfly." __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-17-2010, 03:18 PM	#2
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11-17-2010, 03:27 PM	#3
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11-17-2010, 07:22 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: For those with tramp stamps __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff