As seen on TV

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I saw this blurb a while back in a local paper. I had to laugh out loud at how naive people are.

Has anyone ever tried "Leak Ender 2000"? I've seen this
product advertised on TV and they show it fixing leaks in
everything from garden hoses to cracks in the basement. It
comes in a spray can and you spray it on the leak. I have
my doubts that it'll work as well as shown in the ad, but
who knows.

But then I kept hearing more great things about it, so ordered some for myself. Here is my experience:


Leak Ender 2000 is a great product. I no longer need a roofer for my jobs as
I just put on the decking and then spray Leak Ender 2000 over the entire
roof.

We had a water main break in front of our house (12" main) that was spraying
water about 25 feet in the air. When the city came out to fix it, I was
surprised to see that they shut off the valve to the pipe, then just sprayed
the break (about a 6" long crack and about 1/2" wide) with Leak Ender 2000
and turned the pressure back on! No more leaks.

I was so impressed that I ordered a case of the stuff and have been using it
ever since.

I don't even buy water hoses anymore. I just take some paper towel tubes and
lay them end to end. Spray them with Leak Ender 2000 and add some hose ends
and I am good to go.

On the job last year, one of my employees shot himself in the heart with a
nail gun. Luckily, I had a can of Leak Ender 2000 in my truck. I quickly
sprayed first the heart itself, then the hole in his chest with the miracle
stuff. After zapping him with some jumper cables, he was able to go right
back to work. He hasn't even had to go to the doctor!

I have two teen age sons. Worried that they may not listen to my admonitions
about waiting until they are married to have sex, I have sprayed both of
their members with Leak Ender 2000. I no longer worry about them.

With this stuff you can make your own water storage tanks out of cardboard
boxes (I use the one my refrigerator came in). Take the worry out of
basement wall waterproofing by spraying on a thin coat of Leak Ender 2000
before you backfill.

I built a boat by using chicken wire for a frame and spraying it with Leak
Ender 2000. We hold all of our family reunions on that boat, now.

I am telling you, the uses for this stuff are endless. If it is raining, a
quick spray with Leak Ender 2000 and you are dry all day. Don't throw that
old coat away, a quick spray with this stuff and instant rain coat!!

My home is entirely made of soda straws with a coating of Leak Ender 2000.

Does it work? You bet!