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Old 01-18-2013, 11:01 AM   #1
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I been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.

Apparently you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone else.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there,

I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children,
friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I’m not too
much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try to not visit
there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the
stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent and I don’t remember what country it is in,
they tell me it is very wet and uncomfortable there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!!

Today is one of the many Mental health days throughout the year (EVERY day
should be a mental health day) You can do your part by remembering to send
an e-mail to at least one unstable person. That’s why I am sharing this
with YOU today.

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.

So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

>From one unstable person to another, I hope everyone is happy in your head
– We’re all doing pretty well in mine!
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:21 AM   #2
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Old 01-18-2013, 11:46 AM   #3
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