What causes arthritis?

Gophernut · 04-02-2009, 12:28 PM

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the
man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes
arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be darned,'

Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How
long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope does.'

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer

white_s2k · 04-02-2009, 12:54 PM

I like it

04-02-2009, 12:55 PM

Good one!

Prospector · 04-02-2009, 01:00 PM

excellent! loved the punch line, and the lesson

lightning9191 · 04-02-2009, 01:16 PM

Funny stuff

marge796 · 04-02-2009, 01:19 PM

Nabinger16 · 04-02-2009, 01:20 PM

That's good!

D. Generate · 04-02-2009, 01:20 PM

Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation.

Just thought I'd show up and derail a joke.

Nabinger16 · 04-02-2009, 01:22 PM

Party pooper!

G G · 04-02-2009, 01:26 PM

Nice one.

Gophernut · 04-02-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D. Generate

Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation.

Although with treatment, if caught early, there is a pretty good chance of being able to live with it with out becoming debilitating. My wife was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 2 years ago, and the Dr seems to think she should be able to live a long normal life. (knock on wood)

karmaz00 · 04-02-2009, 09:23 PM

good one

JaKaacH · 04-02-2009, 09:28 PM

Funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by D. Generate

Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation.

Just thought I'd show up and derail a joke.

Nice avatar tho...

04-03-2009, 11:00 PM

Doh! Nie punch line is right.

04-02-2009, 12:28 PM	#1
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	What causes arthritis? WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be darned,' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.' MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer

04-02-2009, 12:54 PM	#2
white_s2k The Dude Abides Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Josh Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,052 Trading: (20)	Re: What causes arthritis? I like it __________________ "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." – Robert A. Heinlein

04-02-2009, 12:55 PM	#3
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What causes arthritis? Good one!

04-02-2009, 01:00 PM	#4
Prospector I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Arizona's beautiful Verde Valley Posts: 2,500 Trading: (11)	Re: What causes arthritis? excellent! loved the punch line, and the lesson

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Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: What causes arthritis? That's good!

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D. Generate El Dudarino Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Dale Location: London Posts: 217 Trading: (1)	Re: What causes arthritis? Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation. Just thought I'd show up and derail a joke. __________________ What would Lemmy do?

04-02-2009, 01:22 PM	#9
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: What causes arthritis? Party pooper!

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: What causes arthritis? Nice one.

04-02-2009, 09:23 PM	#12
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04-03-2009, 11:00 PM	#14
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What causes arthritis? Doh! Nie punch line is right.