All the Better to Light Your Cigar

09-24-2009, 06:02 AM

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he did not have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked. "Yes, he is right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opened his golf bag and out popped the genie. The friend turned to the genie and said,
"I am a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
The genie hopped back into the golf bag and left him standing there waiting for his wish to be delivered.
Suddenly the sky began to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead was heard.
The friend turned to his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
"I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

icantbejon · 09-24-2009, 07:58 AM

DonniePaul · 09-24-2009, 08:29 AM

Kreth · 09-24-2009, 08:41 AM

Nice! I've heard another version of this joke where a guy walks into a bar with a 12" pianist.

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kelmac07 · 09-24-2009, 09:46 AM

LOL!!

09-24-2009, 06:02 AM	#1
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	All the Better to Light Your Cigar Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he did not have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?" "I got it from my genie." "You have a genie?" he asked. "Yes, he is right here in my golf bag." "Could I see him?" He opened his golf bag and out popped the genie. The friend turned to the genie and said, "I am a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" "Yes I will," the genie said. "I wish for a million bucks!" The genie hopped back into the golf bag and left him standing there waiting for his wish to be delivered. Suddenly the sky began to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead was heard. The friend turned to his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!" "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"

09-24-2009, 07:58 AM	#2
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: All the Better to Light Your Cigar __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

09-24-2009, 08:29 AM	#3
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09-24-2009, 08:41 AM	#4
Kreth Ronin smoker Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Oneonta, NY Posts: 3,620 Trading: (14)	Re: All the Better to Light Your Cigar Nice! I've heard another version of this joke where a guy walks into a bar with a 12" pianist. Posted via Mobile Device

09-24-2009, 09:46 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: All the Better to Light Your Cigar LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"