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Old 05-11-2012, 06:16 AM   #1
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Default Facts of Life

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you after you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but always remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


THERE YOU HAVE IT..
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:56 AM   #2
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Mac's logic of life!!!
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:04 AM   #3
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I understand you now Mac, before you were a mystery man but now... Understood you are!
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:55 AM   #4
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Well said brother
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