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Old 09-11-2009, 11:18 AM   #1
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."


She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."



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Old 09-11-2009, 11:37 AM   #2
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."


She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."




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Old 09-11-2009, 11:47 AM   #3
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:21 PM   #4
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:29 PM   #5
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Very nice...just sent this out to the whole fam.
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:00 PM   #6
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Old 09-11-2009, 02:06 PM   #7
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Ouch!!!
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