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Old 09-02-2009, 06:40 AM   #1
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Q. What do you give someone who has everything?
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A. Antibiotics.
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Old 09-02-2009, 07:57 AM   #2
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Old 09-02-2009, 07:58 AM   #3
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A condom?
Too late!
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Old 09-02-2009, 08:48 AM   #4
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Good one!
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:09 AM   #5
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Ouch!!!
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:43 AM   #6
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and a bottle of bleach and a scrub brush
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Old 09-02-2009, 12:08 PM   #7
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