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Old 05-02-2019, 12:16 PM   #1
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Default This sounds like my dad...

An elderly man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art...it's perfect."

"Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Well, I'll tell you. It's two thirty-three."
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Old 05-02-2019, 01:15 PM   #2
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Sounds like my father-in-law’s hearing aid
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Old 05-02-2019, 05:39 PM   #3
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That's a good one right there. LOL
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Old 05-03-2019, 01:10 PM   #4
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Ridiculous!
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