Confession

cmitch · 12-02-2012, 07:50 PM

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you damn idiot. You're on my side".

CigarSquid · 12-02-2012, 08:04 PM

Good one.

kelmac07 · 12-02-2012, 08:17 PM

Ogre · 12-02-2012, 08:21 PM

That would not surprise me at all.

CigarNut · 12-02-2012, 08:30 PM

Dave128 · 12-03-2012, 06:56 PM

LOL!!

RevSmoke · 12-03-2012, 09:45 PM

iaMkcK · 12-04-2012, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

LOL, Oh man that response sells the joke for me

Malakai · 12-04-2012, 03:26 AM

Very nice!!

Route 66 · 12-04-2012, 08:02 AM

That was hilarious!

equetefue · 12-04-2012, 08:23 AM

hahahaha that was great !

12-02-2012, 07:50 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Confession A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments. He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be". The priest replies, "Get out, you damn idiot. You're on my side". __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

12-02-2012, 08:04 PM	#2
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Confession Good one. __________________ gaRRy

12-02-2012, 08:17 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Confession __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-02-2012, 08:21 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Confession That would not surprise me at all. __________________

12-02-2012, 08:30 PM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Confession __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

12-03-2012, 06:56 PM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: Confession LOL!! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

12-03-2012, 09:45 PM	#7
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,808 Trading: (51)	Re: Confession __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

12-04-2012, 03:26 AM	#9
Malakai The Anti-Dennis Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: John Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 792 Trading: (34)	Re: Confession Very nice!!

12-04-2012, 08:02 AM	#10
Route 66 This sucker went out! Join Date: Sep 2012 First Name: Steve Location: Way Out West Posts: 41 Trading: (0)	Re: Confession That was hilarious!

12-04-2012, 08:23 AM	#11
equetefue Liga Privada Hoarder Join Date: Jun 2012 First Name: Edwin Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,348 Trading: (17)	Re: Confession hahahaha that was great !