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Old 07-13-2009, 09:13 PM   #1
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Default Wooden Leg Insurance!

A man and his wife, moved back home to West Virginia, from Ohio. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2000. per year!

When they arrived in West Virginia, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure h is wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in West Virginia to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio!

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.. You just have to know how to describe it!'
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:17 PM   #2
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:02 PM   #3
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:28 PM   #4
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:28 PM   #5
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