Hillbilly Delivery

CBI_2 · 06-03-2009, 06:59 PM

In the back woods of West Virginia, the Hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,

"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern. it seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.

The Hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"

kelmac07 · 06-03-2009, 07:08 PM

Another classic.

karmaz00 · 06-03-2009, 09:25 PM

lol

06-03-2009, 06:59 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Hillbilly Delivery In the back woods of West Virginia, the Hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern. it seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

06-03-2009, 07:08 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Hillbilly Delivery Another classic.

06-03-2009, 09:25 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Hillbilly Delivery lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003