Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro

Don Fernando · 10-15-2008, 01:34 PM

The ring 60 cigars were delivered in a special box, a sort of airtight Tupperware box and all the cigars were packed individually in a seal bag with a small sponge. Just smelling the sponge almost made me faint, what a terrible smell, a mix of eau de Cologne and toilet cleaner. The cigar is made of tobacco & herbs, and poured with Courvoisier cognac afterwards.

The cigars are pre cut and look terrible with their big veins and nasty black wrapper. The wrapper is also frayed. This cigar scares me, the looks, and the smell; do I really want to smoke this? Will I live to tell about it?

The flavors of the cigar are herbs with a fresh sweetness and something bitter. I could taste the cognac, which I like to drink with my cigar, not taste in my cigar. I could also taste tobacco, ash and at times some harsh bitter cacao.

The smoke is thick and white, the ash isn’t very firm.

Would I buy this cigar again? Not if it was the last cigar in the world.

10-15-2008, 08:16 PM

Another crazy stick I have not had.

Don Fernando · 10-16-2008, 02:01 AM

trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.

10-16-2008, 02:25 AM

You have more guts than me.

10-16-2008, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tw3nty

Another crazy stick I have not had.

We can change that, Pm me your addy, I have 5 of these left.

10-16-2008, 03:34 AM

Hahaha

icantbejon · 10-16-2008, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.

Oh sure Don, you'll spare him but push the Lars on me. Thanks buddy!

10-16-2008, 03:43 AM

Sir you haven't smoked it yet have you? Cuz you know I want photos of that special day.

icantbejon · 10-16-2008, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyNL

We can change that, Pm me your addy, I have 5 of these left.

Play nice Simon. Don't distribute misery.

10-16-2008, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon

Play nice Simon. Don't distribute misery.

you never let me have any fun

Just giving people a chance to try these without wasting their money on
them. It is an experience that will make you appreciate any other cigar, no
matter how bad.

Don Fernando · 10-16-2008, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon

Oh sure Don, you'll spare him but push the Lars on me. Thanks buddy!

I care for you Fergie

icantbejon · 10-16-2008, 04:14 AM

For some reason I'm just not feeling the love. I'll promise you guys this though. I will not leave Iraq without smoking my Lars. Ok, that is not fair. I promise I won't leave Iraq without lighting my Lars. After that, any Gorillafinger induced vomitting may prevent me from finishing.

MajorCaptSilly · 10-16-2008, 11:35 AM

I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS

10-16-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS

They still are out there and probably just as bad now as they were then

for a cool 4 pt review watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_qYKWxxEs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm8Nk...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDRX...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOZZ...eature=related

icantbejon · 10-16-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS

Oh they're still around my friend. Still around and being forced on other people. Truely misery does love company!

10-16-2008, 01:48 PM

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10-16-2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon

Oh they're still around my friend. Still around and being forced on other people. Truely misery does love company!

Hey, I sent something nice as well, the whole lars tetens thing started as a
joke in the cs chat room

, besides it kind of evened out the package.

FriskyDingo · 10-16-2008, 02:57 PM

That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.

10-17-2008, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriskyDingo

That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.

Trust me, it's way beyond anything drew ever made

10-17-2008, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriskyDingo

That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.

Lars or real name (David A Gossen), showed the drew bros the way to infuse cigars and they left and repeated his process.

10-15-2008, 01:34 PM	#1
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,064 Trading: (29)	Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro The ring 60 cigars were delivered in a special box, a sort of airtight Tupperware box and all the cigars were packed individually in a seal bag with a small sponge. Just smelling the sponge almost made me faint, what a terrible smell, a mix of eau de Cologne and toilet cleaner. The cigar is made of tobacco & herbs, and poured with Courvoisier cognac afterwards. The cigars are pre cut and look terrible with their big veins and nasty black wrapper. The wrapper is also frayed. This cigar scares me, the looks, and the smell; do I really want to smoke this? Will I live to tell about it? The flavors of the cigar are herbs with a fresh sweetness and something bitter. I could taste the cognac, which I like to drink with my cigar, not taste in my cigar. I could also taste tobacco, ash and at times some harsh bitter cacao. The smoke is thick and white, the ash isn’t very firm. Would I buy this cigar again? Not if it was the last cigar in the world.

10-15-2008, 08:16 PM	#2
Tw3nty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro Another crazy stick I have not had.

10-16-2008, 02:01 AM	#3
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,064 Trading: (29)	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.

10-16-2008, 02:25 AM	#4
dmoby Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro You have more guts than me.

10-16-2008, 03:34 AM	#6
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro Hahaha

10-16-2008, 03:43 AM	#8
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro Sir you haven't smoked it yet have you? Cuz you know I want photos of that special day.

10-16-2008, 04:14 AM	#12
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro For some reason I'm just not feeling the love. I'll promise you guys this though. I will not leave Iraq without smoking my Lars. Ok, that is not fair. I promise I won't leave Iraq without lighting my Lars. After that, any Gorillafinger induced vomitting may prevent me from finishing. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

10-16-2008, 11:35 AM	#13
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill. MCS

10-16-2008, 01:48 PM	#16
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro

10-16-2008, 02:57 PM	#18
FriskyDingo hoosierherfers.com Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Evan Location: Jeffersonville, IN Posts: 318 Trading: (16)	Re: Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up. __________________ -= http://www.hoosierherfers.com =-

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