Why Southern men prefer guns over women

Blueface · 12-08-2010, 06:32 AM

The Top Ten Reasons Southern Men Prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

longknocker · 12-08-2010, 06:57 AM

12-08-2010, 07:19 AM

Awesome!! So true

BloodSpite · 12-08-2010, 08:04 AM

Ha!
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maninblack · 12-08-2010, 08:09 AM

Very true and very funny!

Coach Deg · 12-08-2010, 08:10 AM

Nice!!!

Ogre · 12-08-2010, 08:13 AM

Loved it, thanks.

kelmac07 · 12-08-2010, 11:18 AM

G G · 12-08-2010, 11:22 AM

bobarian · 12-08-2010, 12:07 PM

SmokeyJoe · 12-08-2010, 12:09 PM

Thanks for the smile today, Carlos!

Skywalker · 12-08-2010, 12:25 PM

alwayslit · 12-08-2010, 12:44 PM

LOL....nice.

newcigarz · 12-08-2010, 12:50 PM

Bill86 · 12-08-2010, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Starscream · 12-09-2010, 04:20 PM

Powers · 12-09-2010, 04:34 PM

HAHAH! thats great

12-08-2010, 12:09 PM	#11
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women Thanks for the smile today, Carlos! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-08-2010, 12:44 PM	#13
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 482 Trading: (14)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women LOL....nice.

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newcigarz Smoke and Mirrors Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the bottom shelf Posts: 3,139 Trading: (15)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women

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12-08-2010, 06:32 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Why Southern men prefer guns over women The Top Ten Reasons Southern Men Prefer Guns over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,116 Trading: (82)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women

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DonAustin Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women Awesome!! So true

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BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women Ha! Posted via Mobile Device

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maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women Very true and very funny! __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

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Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women Nice!!!

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Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women Loved it, thanks.

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12-09-2010, 04:34 PM	#17
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: Why Southern men prefer guns over women HAHAH! thats great __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee