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Old 04-27-2022, 12:02 PM   #1
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Two hillbillies were sipping shine on the front porch when a truck went past with a load of sod.

"I'm a gonna do that when I win that there lottery," announced the first.

"Do what?" asked the second.

"Send my lawn out to get mowed"
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Old 04-27-2022, 12:06 PM   #2
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Old 04-27-2022, 12:12 PM   #3
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Hahahaha
Love it!
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Old 04-27-2022, 12:12 PM   #4
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Not a bad idea.
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Old 04-28-2022, 07:46 AM   #5
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Old 04-28-2022, 08:37 AM   #6
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