Son in Law

shark · 11-04-2021, 01:19 AM

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, She heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the heck are you doing?!'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

Porch Dweller · 11-04-2021, 04:57 AM

longknocker · 11-04-2021, 04:59 AM

icehog3 · 11-04-2021, 08:29 AM

markem · 11-04-2021, 08:43 AM

12 on a scale of 1-10

Old Sailor · 11-04-2021, 01:20 PM

BigAsh · 11-04-2021, 01:50 PM

SmokeyJoe · 11-04-2021, 07:22 PM

Ha ha ha!

CigarNut · 11-05-2021, 09:33 AM

Havanaaddict · 11-05-2021, 12:20 PM

11-04-2021, 01:19 AM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,437 Trading: (0)	Son in Law As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, She heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the heck are you doing?!' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.' __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

11-04-2021, 04:57 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,150 Trading: (24)	Re: Son in Law __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-04-2021, 04:59 AM	#3
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,113 Trading: (82)	Re: Son in Law

11-04-2021, 08:29 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,521 Trading: (61)	Re: Son in Law __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

11-04-2021, 08:43 AM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,502 Trading: (47)	Re: Son in Law 12 on a scale of 1-10 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-04-2021, 01:20 PM	#6
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,161 Trading: (22)	Re: Son in Law __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

11-04-2021, 01:50 PM	#7
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,044 Trading: (46)	Re: Son in Law __________________ Keith

11-04-2021, 07:22 PM	#8
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Son in Law Ha ha ha! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

11-05-2021, 09:33 AM	#9
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Son in Law __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-05-2021, 12:20 PM	#10
Havanaaddict Man in Black!!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: V.I.P Room Partagas Factory Posts: 3,350 Trading: (1)	Re: Son in Law __________________ "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." "Hav-a-na nice day"

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