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Old 07-10-2020, 06:27 AM   #1
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Sunday School Teacher: "Now Little Johnny, I want you to memorize today's motto, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive."

Little Johnny: "Yes ma'am, but I know it already. My father says he has always used that as his motto in his business."

Teacher: "Oh, how noble of him! And what is his business?"

Little Johnny: "He's a boxer."
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Old 07-10-2020, 08:48 AM   #2
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Little Johnny always gets a bad rap!
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