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Old 07-10-2018, 09:20 AM   #1
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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."
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Old 07-10-2018, 11:36 AM   #2
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Old 07-10-2018, 12:39 PM   #4
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I "saw" that one coming.
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