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Old 07-10-2018, 12:42 PM   #1
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Teacher: "If you have five apples and I ask you for one, how many will you have?"

Kid: "Five."
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Old 07-10-2018, 12:47 PM   #2
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Teacher: "If you have five apples and I ask you for one, how many will you have?"

Kid: "Five.....B!TCH"
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