Mid Life Crisis

Blueface · 01-05-2010, 01:15 PM

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

Neuromancer · 01-05-2010, 04:32 PM

paris1129 · 01-05-2010, 04:38 PM

captain53 · 01-05-2010, 04:42 PM

CBI_2 · 01-05-2010, 07:16 PM

SmokeyJoe · 01-05-2010, 07:46 PM

Too funny, Carlos!

My father-in-law will get a chuckle out of that one.

Sailchaser · 01-05-2010, 07:48 PM

My wife was amused
Happy Wife Happy Life

G G · 01-05-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailchaser

Happy Wife Happy Life

Skywalker · 01-05-2010, 08:52 PM

Funny because it's true!!!

weasel · 01-06-2010, 11:02 AM

errr.... 25+44 =69!

Steve · 01-06-2010, 11:47 AM

CBI_2 · 01-06-2010, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weasel

errr.... 25+44 =69!

What do you expect? He's old.

01-05-2010, 01:15 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Mid Life Crisis After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

01-05-2010, 04:32 PM	#2
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Re: Mid Life Crisis __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916

01-05-2010, 04:38 PM	#3
paris1129 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Matthew Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 296 Trading: (4)	Re: Mid Life Crisis __________________ *By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.*

01-05-2010, 04:42 PM	#4
captain53 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Lake of the Ozarks & Austin, TX Posts: 1,333 Trading: (3)	Re: Mid Life Crisis

01-05-2010, 07:16 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Mid Life Crisis __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-05-2010, 07:46 PM	#6
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Mid Life Crisis Too funny, Carlos! My father-in-law will get a chuckle out of that one. __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

01-05-2010, 07:48 PM	#7
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,733 Trading: (7)	Re: Mid Life Crisis My wife was amused Happy Wife Happy Life __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

01-05-2010, 08:52 PM	#9
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Mid Life Crisis Funny because it's true!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-06-2010, 11:02 AM	#10
weasel Just in from the Storm Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 14 Trading: (0)	Re: Mid Life Crisis errr.... 25+44 =69! __________________ OL SONF VORSG GOHO IAD BALT

01-06-2010, 11:47 AM	#11
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Mid Life Crisis __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide