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Old 06-09-2016, 06:45 AM   #1
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You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:42 AM   #2
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You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
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Old 06-09-2016, 08:59 AM   #3
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Old 06-09-2016, 09:13 AM   #4
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Old 07-20-2017, 12:35 PM   #5
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Then all of a sudden it hit me: I should have hung that ceiling fan higher.
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Old 07-20-2017, 04:59 PM   #6
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Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.
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Old 07-20-2017, 07:28 PM   #7
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:26 AM   #8
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Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.
The rapidly growing ball?
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Old 07-25-2017, 03:05 PM   #9
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The rotation of the Earth really makes my day
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Old 08-15-2017, 02:17 PM   #10
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
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Old 08-28-2017, 08:27 AM   #11
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What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?
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Old 07-26-2018, 09:16 AM   #12
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On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
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Where were you when the lights went off?

In the dark.
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Old 07-27-2018, 05:23 PM   #14
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When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.
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