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Old 09-23-2009, 08:52 PM   #1
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It took me three times before I could manage to make it all the way to the end. Safe for work, but you'll be dumber for having watched it.

But I bet you didn't know they have slaves on the East Coast.

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Old 09-23-2009, 08:57 PM   #2
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:59 PM   #3
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I want 2:34 seconds back. But it does make you think
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:04 PM   #4
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The guy behind her, sitting down, in the white shirt .....

..... I can read his mind!

First, a repeating wave of "WTF?" as he sits unmoving, almost transfixed.

A minute or so in he starts looking around for the hidden cameras.

Finally near the end, his head drooping on his chest, you can almost make out the stream of drool.

That's right folks, the first verbal lobotomy ever captured on film!



Poor guy will never be the same again.

Edit: we should find out if any of his surviving relatives need help after that horror show. Maybe send a gift basket, some cigars, a vegetable tree, free land, something to help out.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:10 PM   #5
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I have been to numerous local council meetings. Some things people ramble on about are hysterical. This woman takes the cake though!
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:12 PM   #6
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Like, that fake, vapid, like Valley Girl way of like talking like really drives hot needles like all the way into my brain.












Like.

Edit: it's getting late, I'm getting grumpy, time for bed.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:27 PM   #7
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Like, that fake, vapid, like Valley Girl way of like talking like really drives hot needles like all the way into my brain.












Like.

Edit: it's getting late, I'm getting grumpy, time for bed.
Like, ya know. Totally.
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First, I want a vegetable tree.

B) I fear I've sprained something deep in my brain.

3. This is the 4th time I've been linked to this trainwreck of public speaking.... and I'm very upset about that. I may cry myself to sleep.

IV: Slaves on the East Coast?!?! I knew you Massholes were up to no good.

As soon as someone figures out where the Time Refund Department is, please let me know. I need to file a claim.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:34 PM   #9
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First, I want a vegetable tree.

B) I fear I've sprained something deep in my brain.

3. This is the 4th time I've been linked to this trainwreck of public speaking.... and I'm very upset about that. I may cry myself to sleep.

IV: Slaves on the East Coast?!?! I knew you Massholes were up to no good.

As soon as someone figures out where the Time Refund Department is, please let me know. I need to file a claim.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:37 PM   #10
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Like, my head ya know, feels like its gonna splode after watching her, ya know.
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This site is like free so I think we should sell it to Puff and make a lot of money!!!

That was uncalled for!!! I'm moving to the east coast... cause that would be bad!!!
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:45 PM   #12
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IS it true what she is saying about slavery and china on the east coast, that is terrible. I knew there was a reason I never liked the Massholes! This explains it.
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:39 PM   #13
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I can respect her trying to be active, but the message is alllllll wrong
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I can respect her trying to be active, but the message is alllllll wrong
You found a message in that jibberish?
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:22 PM   #16
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You found a message in that jibberish?
I just guessed that she was trying to give a message about something, but have no clue how she put together the string of sentences (and I use that VERY loosely) that she did.
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Couldn't finish it! Like fingernails on a chalk board.
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I thought this thread was in my honor!

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Has been redeemed.
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Has been redeemed.
Yep, she just moved up one step on the ladder.

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