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Old 09-07-2012, 09:50 PM   #561
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Old 09-08-2012, 10:38 AM   #564
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:03 AM   #565
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:31 PM   #566
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Old 09-08-2012, 01:23 PM   #567
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Fairly misogynistic, don't you think? Can't think of why anyone would find this funny.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:14 PM   #568
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Fairly misogynistic, don't you think? Can't think of why anyone would find this funny.
Yep, everyone knows astronauts don't eat sandwiches up there.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:31 PM   #569
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what about taco's?

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Old 09-08-2012, 03:24 PM   #570
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If it Always has to be politically correct to be considered funny, we might as well shut this thread down now.

There's a lot of post here that I fail to find humorous, but I still respect the fact that not everybody has the same funny threshold, or appreciates the same types of humor.
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:53 PM   #571
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Doesn't have to be politically correct, just can't be overtly political.
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If it Always has to be politically correct to be considered funny, we might as well shut this thread down now.

There's a lot of post here that I fail to find humorous, but I still respect the fact that not everybody has the same funny threshold, or appreciates the same types of humor.
+1. I swear I think some folks patrol this thread to police what they think is/is not funny. Lighten up folks. If you do not find it humorous, move along.

I thought it was funny. I, however, like the 'make sandwiches' joke and carry it with my wife and several friends. All of it very clearly meant in jest.
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:59 PM   #573
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Starting to feel like these guys have taken up residence.

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This reminds of once when we traveled to Guatemala and seeing people (you even saw elderly women doing this) haul wood like this for a few miles to sell in the main towns for a living makes you appreciate life here in the US.
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Old 09-08-2012, 08:51 PM   #577
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Hah! Love it. I actually showed it to the g/f and she chuckled.
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(I had to look up the first and last, no so familiar with elements but I had to know)
A Cu once told me that trying to find Au in a Ag mine can be so B.
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what about taco's?
My wife understood the humor behind the female astronaut pic, didn't think it was knee slapping, but mildly funny.

However, she found the taco comment to be very funny, understanding the full extent of the comment.

Again, humor is subjective and unpredictable!!!!
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