You know your getting older when....... - Page 5

acarr · 02-13-2009, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by smitdavi

what about when you no long listen to top 40 on the radio and you now listen to talk radio

I started that when I was 18.

Genetic Defect · 02-13-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by acarr

I started that when I was 18.

you were old before your time.

02-14-2009, 08:30 AM

You know your getting old when you need two pair of glasses. One to read the TV Guide and one to see the TV.

02-14-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailkat

TU4-37..

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard

Inside joke or am I just missing something? lol

02-14-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mi2az

When your kids can't figure out how to use a dial phone. I went to greenfield Village Musem, they had an old black dial phone. They just poked there fingers in the hole thinking thats how you dial it.

I'm 19 and love the old rotary phones

02-14-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

when the gf says, "baby, your hair is getting thin."

Don't feel too bad, Bon; I'm only 19 and it's getting there.

Hats are either my friend or the reason for it

02-14-2009, 06:27 PM

little kids from the neighborhood when you were growing up, are now drinking with you at the bar.

JaKaacH · 02-14-2009, 07:16 PM

.... Cale Yarborough use to be your favorite stock car driver.

BigFrank · 02-14-2009, 08:02 PM

When your path from the bed to the bathroom in the morning not only sounds painful but actually is.

and for the first time I used the phase " about 10 years ago " .scary

JaKaacH · 02-14-2009, 10:41 PM

...the first NHL game you attended was a Kansas City Scouts game.

bonjing · 02-15-2009, 12:13 AM

when you ask the gf is she's not busy, would you mind plucking the gray hairs

keep the grays or go bald

kaisersozei · 02-15-2009, 07:28 AM

When your birth year falls inside the range of those cheesy funeral-insurance infomercials ("If you were born between 1923 and 1963, then you need to call ...") Dude, that's a big freakin' spread!

When you meet a coworker from your same alma mater--but who wasn't even born yet when you graduated.

When you can't finish watching a DVD movie without falling asleep.

When your wife greets you with an icepack and a beer in the evening, and you're not sure which you are happier to see.

When you're flipping channels and pause for more than 15 seconds on Wheel of Fortune. Just to see if you can solve the puzzle. And then you get sucked in for half an hour...

And you can remember when contestants actually went "shopping" with their winnings on that show.

Rockestone · 02-15-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TheJ

When I don't ride the motorcycle I drive the Odyssey and I'm not embarrassed. I even get all excited when I push the keyless entry on the remote and the doors slide open like I can control the force.

I know this feeling...only with a Sienna!!

Pete · 02-15-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ronhoffman2

little kids from the neighborhood when you were growing up, are now drinking with you at the bar.

It's pretty cool when a kid you coached in Little League or Pop Warner football buys you a beer.

HK3- · 02-15-2009, 10:05 AM

Loud music pisses you off.

Sailchaser · 02-15-2009, 10:11 AM

When you buy slip on shoes with velcro so you don't have to bend down and tie your shoes

CBI_2 · 02-15-2009, 08:35 PM

When you have to finally give in and buy your 1st pair of reading glasses.

When they use music you grew up with in TV ads.

You remember when a 9600 baud modem was blazing fast.

You tell someone you remember when a 10 MB hard disk was as big as an LP and you even know what an LP is.

TripleF · 02-15-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HK3-

Loud music pisses you off.

Yeah I hear that from my daughter all the time......."If it's too loud, you're too old."

macpappy · 02-16-2009, 09:26 AM

When you consider ZZ Top, Moody Blues and the Rolling Stones to be classical music.

Sailchaser · 02-16-2009, 09:33 AM

when a memory chip for a computer was a stack of punch cards 8 inches high to spell your name

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