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Old 11-07-2010, 04:32 PM   #1
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MY LIVING WILL


Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug ! !


She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
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Old 11-07-2010, 04:34 PM   #2
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Old 11-07-2010, 04:34 PM   #3
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Old 11-07-2010, 06:30 PM   #6
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