Limerick Thread! - Page 55

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 08:15 AM

New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace

*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

12-07-2010, 08:35 AM

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 08:40 AM

You can run to avoid her,

12-07-2010, 09:11 AM

and everyone will concur,

VTDragon · 12-07-2010, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney

New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace

*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

You can run to avoid her,

And her cheeks all covered with fur

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney

New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

One cannot stomach the look of her face,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi

You can run to avoid her,

But she's hardly a sucker

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

and everyone will concur,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

And her cheeks all covered with fur

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Originally Posted by landhoney

But she's hardly a sucker

Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!

Mr B · 12-07-2010, 09:41 AM

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck

New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

icehog3 · 12-07-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck

New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

landhoney · 12-07-2010, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr B

We're one day away from Hump-Day

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Originally Posted by icehog3

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

She's got curves in all the right places

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 10:24 AM

and it's cheaper than betting the races.

icehog3 · 12-07-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck

New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney

She's got curves in all the right places

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi

and it's cheaper than betting the races.

Now I just have to go and dump Fay!

icehog3 · 12-07-2010, 10:27 AM

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

Mr B · 12-07-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

icehog3 · 12-07-2010, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

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Originally Posted by Mr B

and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

Eating crap and picking up sh!t,

12-07-2010, 10:49 AM

sometimes I just want to throw a fit

Mr B · 12-07-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Eating crap and picking up sh!t,

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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32

sometimes I just want to throw a fit

cuz in the piles, there's oodles and ooldles

Mr B · 12-07-2010, 11:43 AM

New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

Doctorossi · 12-07-2010, 11:57 AM

It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

12-07-2010, 12:04 PM

Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,

12-07-2010, 08:15 AM	#1081
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I know a young lass from Alsace (rhymes ie. pace, race, place) __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss! Last edited by landhoney; 12-07-2010 at 08:23 AM.

12-07-2010, 08:35 AM	#1082
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! One cannot stomach the look of her face,

12-07-2010, 08:40 AM	#1083
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! You can run to avoid her, __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-07-2010, 09:11 AM	#1084
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! and everyone will concur,

12-07-2010, 09:41 AM	#1088
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck New: We're one day away from Hump-Day

12-07-2010, 10:24 AM	#1091
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! and it's cheaper than betting the races. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-07-2010, 10:27 AM	#1093
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,584 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I got through college eating Ramen noodles, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-07-2010, 10:49 AM	#1096
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! sometimes I just want to throw a fit

12-07-2010, 11:43 AM	#1098
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

12-07-2010, 11:57 AM	#1099
Doctorossi Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Burlington, VT Posts: 1,684 Trading: (8)	Re: Limerick Thread! It's attractive and long and a little bit thick. __________________ Marvin Shanken is a terrific guy... for me to poop on!

12-07-2010, 12:04 PM	#1100
mikethegoalie32 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,