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Old 01-13-2022, 07:07 AM   #1
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Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

Peeking Duck!!! 🦆
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Old 01-13-2022, 07:45 AM   #2
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Old 01-13-2022, 07:47 AM   #3
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wah wah waaaaahhhhh!
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Old 01-13-2022, 08:48 AM   #5
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That one quacked me up!
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my father will love this joke. God bless you!
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