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Old 07-01-2010, 04:52 PM   #61
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You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars.
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:14 PM   #64
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You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars.
OK, so thus far in this thread we've got a jilted murderous wife, a dead husband, and at least three philanderous husbands. That's gotta be worth about 5 billion dollars at the new "Tiger" exchange rate.
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:20 PM   #65
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Old 07-02-2010, 05:34 AM   #67
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I wish I was divorcing Tiger!!!
Maybe I am getting too money hungry but man if you wish you were divorcing him, then I wish I was now marrying him.
There is still lots more money to come out of that cash cow.
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:31 AM   #68
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Maybe I am getting too money hungry but man if you wish you were divorcing him, then I wish I was now marrying him.
There is still lots more money to come out of that cash cow.
Absolutely. The line to be the next Mrs. Woods is going to be very long.
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:57 AM   #69
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Absolutely. The line to be the next Mrs. Woods is going to be very long.
Something tells me the next Mrs. Woods is going to sign an air tight pre-nup.
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:11 AM   #70
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Something tells me the next Mrs. Woods is going to sign an air tight pre-nup.
Without a doubt...his lawyers know his true colors now. They won't let any discrepancy pass. There might as well not be a next Mrs. Woods. Tiger should just stay himself and be the man-whore he is. He'll be happier and more wealthy in the long run.
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Woods and Elin have a pre-nuptial agreement. Granted he is going to pay more than the pre-nup requires for her to disappear but I just can't believe this 750 million dollar number.
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Without a doubt...his lawyers know his true colors now. They won't let any discrepancy pass. There might as well not be a next Mrs. Woods. Tiger should just stay himself and be the man-whore he is. He'll be happier and more wealthy in the long run.
Hopefully he goes back to being himself cause right now his golf game is suffering and he isn't going to earn much more the way he's playing.

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you'll lose more money chasing women.

you'll lose less women chasing money.
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Reports now are saying $100 million.
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Reports now are saying $100 million.
How will she ever survive?
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