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Old 07-16-2010, 09:34 AM   #1
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Default The key to inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:58 AM   #2
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Old 07-16-2010, 10:01 AM   #3
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
Sounds like a normal Saturday night.
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:23 AM   #4
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Nice!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:14 PM   #5
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Ya know by golly, I think that's it! I plan to have everything finished before the wife gets home.
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Old 07-24-2010, 11:56 AM   #6
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Ha ha!
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Old 07-24-2010, 11:57 AM   #7
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:05 PM   #8
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:08 PM   #9
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Nice Ferdie.
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:49 PM   #10
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Makes sense to me!

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
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