Bad Taste Golf Joke

TonySmith · 10-20-2011, 08:27 PM

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a 64, setting a new club record.
He was jubilant - then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU!
She will require round the clock care and you will be her caregiver!
She will need IV's and have to be spoon-fed 3 times a day for the rest of her life."
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor smiled and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

Ogre · 10-20-2011, 08:30 PM

Col. Kurtz · 10-20-2011, 08:31 PM

Reminds me of the Aristocrats. And no, don't google it.

Remo · 10-20-2011, 08:46 PM

That's damn funny

10-20-2011, 08:27 PM	#1
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Bad Taste Golf Joke A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a 64, setting a new club record. He was jubilant - then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! She will require round the clock care and you will be her caregiver! She will need IV's and have to be spoon-fed 3 times a day for the rest of her life." The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor smiled and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

10-20-2011, 08:30 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Bad Taste Golf Joke __________________

10-20-2011, 08:31 PM	#3
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Re: Bad Taste Golf Joke Reminds me of the Aristocrats. And no, don't google it. __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

10-20-2011, 08:46 PM	#4
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Bad Taste Golf Joke That's damn funny __________________