Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts

weak_link · 09-14-2011, 05:44 PM

Wasn't sure where to put this, sorry mods.

It's OK though, eel be OK.

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"A Chinese man thought he would look years younger after bathing with live eels in a spa treatment designed to remove dead skin. Instead, one of the eels meant to eat the man's dead skin cells decided to enter his penis through the urethra.

Yes, it swam up his penis and into his bladder.

According to Metro.co, Zhang Nan, 56, tried to grab the six-inch eel before it could swim all the way up inside him, but the eel was too slippery for him. From the story:

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

The spa treatment is similar to "fish pedicures" where fish eat the dead skin off a customer's feet. The procedure has been outlawed in some parts of the country."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...id=97426&tsp=1

Moose6026 · 09-14-2011, 05:45 PM

My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this.

09-14-2011, 05:46 PM

weak_link · 09-14-2011, 05:49 PM

Figures you'd be the one who wants pics, Lance!

Moose6026 · 09-14-2011, 06:00 PM

I'm good without pics of some dude's man parts.

09-14-2011, 06:01 PM

I saw the article yesterday. It had a picture.

Edit:SFW

Skywalker · 09-14-2011, 06:04 PM

This is no joke!!!

kelmac07 · 09-14-2011, 06:12 PM

Ouch!!

Ogre · 09-14-2011, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

Send the pics to Lance via PM!!!!

Drez · 09-14-2011, 06:40 PM

WOW!!!!

Bill86 · 09-14-2011, 07:00 PM

People are so stupid......

Still makes me cringe.

09-14-2011, 07:40 PM

This is really horrible. I couldn't imagine that.

irratebass · 09-14-2011, 08:00 PM

weak_link · 09-14-2011, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irratebass

Admit it, this is the best news story you've seen all month.

weak_link · 09-14-2011, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose6026

My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this.

Time 'eels old wounds.

Tbagley · 09-15-2011, 05:54 AM

The creature that lives within you.

Blak Smyth · 09-15-2011, 06:00 AM

Going upstream without a paddle?

Tbagley · 09-15-2011, 12:44 PM

Serves him right as he should know better then pissing in a pool of eels.

09-14-2011, 05:44 PM	#1
weak_link The Stranger Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eric Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,263 Trading: (1)	Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts Wasn't sure where to put this, sorry mods. It's OK though, eel be OK. --------------------- "A Chinese man thought he would look years younger after bathing with live eels in a spa treatment designed to remove dead skin. Instead, one of the eels meant to eat the man's dead skin cells decided to enter his penis through the urethra. Yes, it swam up his penis and into his bladder. According to Metro.co, Zhang Nan, 56, tried to grab the six-inch eel before it could swim all the way up inside him, but the eel was too slippery for him. From the story: 'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said. 'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.' (OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...) Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it. The spa treatment is similar to "fish pedicures" where fish eat the dead skin off a customer's feet. The procedure has been outlawed in some parts of the country." http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...id=97426&tsp=1

09-14-2011, 05:45 PM	#2
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this. __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

09-14-2011, 05:46 PM	#3
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09-14-2011, 05:49 PM	#4
weak_link The Stranger Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eric Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,263 Trading: (1)	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts Figures *you'd* be the one who wants pics, Lance!

09-14-2011, 06:00 PM	#5
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts I'm good without pics of some dude's man parts. __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

09-14-2011, 06:01 PM	#6
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts I saw the article yesterday. It had a picture. Edit:SFW

09-14-2011, 06:04 PM	#7
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09-14-2011, 06:40 PM	#10
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts WOW!!!! __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

09-14-2011, 07:00 PM	#11
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts People are so stupid...... Still makes me cringe. __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

09-14-2011, 07:40 PM	#12
BnBTobacco Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts This is really horrible. I couldn't imagine that.

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09-15-2011, 12:44 PM	#18
Tbagley Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: Tom Location: South FL Posts: 116 Trading: (0)	Re: Eel swims up man's, ahhh, man parts Serves him right as he should know better then pissing in a pool of eels.