What My Momma Taught Me!!!

Ogre · 08-12-2011, 09:16 AM

Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

N2 GOLD · 08-12-2011, 10:23 AM

Thats AWESOM... The good old days when Disciplining children was not ABUSE...

G G · 08-12-2011, 10:29 AM

irratebass · 08-12-2011, 10:37 AM

Very nice heh.

TBone · 08-12-2011, 10:39 AM

Memories....I could've gone all day without these as a reminder

Aporschaguy · 08-12-2011, 11:28 AM

That's very very true... My wife and I were talking yesterday about how her grandma could have had 13 kids. My response was beatings and punishment.

WittyUserName · 08-12-2011, 12:08 PM

GolfNut · 08-12-2011, 12:14 PM

Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!

Blak Smyth · 08-12-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GolfNut

Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!

Ah see we are all brothers!

Ogre · 08-12-2011, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GolfNut

Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!

Brothers from different Mothers!!!

kelmac07 · 08-12-2011, 02:59 PM

markem · 08-12-2011, 03:14 PM

All those are familiar plus these

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

My Momma's mustache looked a lot like Jim Croce's now that I think about it.

Skywalker · 08-13-2011, 06:17 AM

My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives!

When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you!

My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story!

Barcode · 08-13-2011, 08:03 AM

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

08-13-2011, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Barcode

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

Ogre · 08-14-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

Moose6026 · 08-21-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

That's funny right there

08-12-2011, 09:16 AM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	What My Momma Taught Me!!! Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet" Logic - "Because I said so, that's why" Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about" Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand" Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!" __________________

08-12-2011, 10:23 AM	#2
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Thats AWESOM... The good old days when Disciplining children was not ABUSE... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!!

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irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Very nice heh. __________________

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TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Memories....I could've gone all day without these as a reminder

08-12-2011, 11:28 AM	#6
Aporschaguy Two sheets to the wind! Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Great white north Posts: 218 Trading: (0)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! That's very very true... My wife and I were talking yesterday about how her grandma could have had 13 kids. My response was beatings and punishment. __________________ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!!

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GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things! __________________ www.wineadors.com

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-12-2011, 03:14 PM	#12
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,539 Trading: (47)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! All those are familiar plus these You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim My Momma's mustache looked a lot like Jim Croce's now that I think about it. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-13-2011, 06:17 AM	#13
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives! When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you! My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-13-2011, 08:03 AM	#14
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping