Bumper Stickers

Ogre · 07-21-2010, 10:46 AM

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive better!
Don't be sexist, broads hate that.
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
Constipated people don't give a ****.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
My kid got your honour roll student pregnant.
To all you virgins... Thanks for nothing.
If you can read this... I lost my trailer.
Your just jealous cause the voices are only talking to me.
I have the body of a God.... Buddha.
So manny pedestrians...so little time.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway!
Illiterate...Write for help.
Cover me... I'm changing lanes.
Boldly going nowhere.
Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you are doing it wrong.
Honk if anything falls off.
If we quit voting, will they all go away.
Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

bvilchez · 07-21-2010, 10:50 AM

My kid got your honour roll student pregnant.
To all you virgins... Thanks for nothing.

Thanks for the morning laugh

Steve · 07-21-2010, 11:24 AM

kaisersozei · 07-21-2010, 11:35 AM

This

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

and this

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

Cover me... I'm changing lanes.

kydsid · 07-21-2010, 12:58 PM

Jesus saves........passes to Gretzky, Gretzky scores!

kelmac07 · 07-21-2010, 04:01 PM

The Poet · 07-21-2010, 04:08 PM

Old plumbers never die . . . they just smell that way.

hotreds · 07-21-2010, 04:09 PM

Caution when passing- driver flicking buggers

Partagaspete · 07-22-2010, 06:03 AM

"don't be sexist...broads hate that." LMAO.

Also,

it is actually on the back of a T-shirt of a biker. not a bumper sticker but I felt it would fit:

If you can read this the b**ch fell off.

TripleF · 07-22-2010, 06:13 AM

good stufff Larry!!

jledou · 07-22-2010, 06:29 AM

"Politicians are like dirty diapers ... they both stink and need to be changed often"

Yeah all of that on a normal bumper sticker ...

fhrblig · 07-22-2010, 07:02 AM

God was my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

TheStatsGuy · 07-22-2010, 01:48 PM

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

Are you having phone sex or do you laways drive that way?

Breast inspection 20 feet ahead (please have 'em out).

Steve · 07-22-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheStatsGuy

Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?

Bahahaha...

I hadn't thought about it, but that makes a lot of sense the way some of these losers drive in traffic with their phone attached to their ears!

markem · 07-22-2010, 02:27 PM

If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving might not be your sport

KenyanSandBoa · 07-26-2010, 02:06 PM

I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A day without sunshine is like, night

Steve · 07-26-2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KenyanSandBoa

I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A day without sunshine is like, night

This is great, but could result in getting your A$$ Kicked

jmsremax · 07-26-2010, 03:00 PM

If I wanted to listen to an @$$hole, I'd fart

07-21-2010, 10:46 AM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Bumper Stickers If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" Please tell your pants it's not polite to point. If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive better! Don't be sexist, broads hate that. Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it! Constipated people don't give a ****. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? My kid got your honour roll student pregnant. To all you virgins... Thanks for nothing. If you can read this... I lost my trailer. Your just jealous cause the voices are only talking to me. I have the body of a God.... Buddha. So manny pedestrians...so little time. Eat right, exercise, die anyway! Illiterate...Write for help. Cover me... I'm changing lanes. Boldly going nowhere. Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you are doing it wrong. Honk if anything falls off. If we quit voting, will they all go away. Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

07-21-2010, 10:50 AM	#2
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: Bumper Stickers My kid got your honour roll student pregnant. To all you virgins... Thanks for nothing. Thanks for the morning laugh

07-21-2010, 11:24 AM	#3
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07-21-2010, 12:58 PM	#5
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07-21-2010, 04:01 PM	#6
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07-21-2010, 04:08 PM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Bumper Stickers Old plumbers never die . . . they just smell that way.

07-21-2010, 04:09 PM	#8
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	Re: Bumper Stickers Caution when passing- driver flicking buggers __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

07-22-2010, 06:03 AM	#9
Partagaspete I Do Medical Things Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The 1st State Posts: 676 Trading: (8)	Re: Bumper Stickers "don't be sexist...broads hate that." LMAO. Also, it is actually on the back of a T-shirt of a biker. not a bumper sticker but I felt it would fit: If you can read this the b**ch fell off.

07-22-2010, 06:13 AM	#10
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Bumper Stickers good stufff Larry!! __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

07-22-2010, 06:29 AM	#11
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,203 Trading: (27)	Re: Bumper Stickers "Politicians are like dirty diapers ... they both stink and need to be changed often" Yeah all of that on a normal bumper sticker ...

07-22-2010, 07:02 AM	#12
fhrblig Real cars have 3 pedals Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Bob Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 211 Trading: (0)	Re: Bumper Stickers God was my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

07-22-2010, 01:48 PM	#13
TheStatsGuy I'm a proud Masshole Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Tim #4 Location: Somewhere, WMASS Posts: 288 Trading: (17)	Re: Bumper Stickers Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they usually stink. Are you having phone sex or do you laways drive that way? Breast inspection 20 feet ahead (please have 'em out). __________________ Why is it a dog rocket and not a cat crater?

07-22-2010, 02:27 PM	#15
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,538 Trading: (47)	Re: Bumper Stickers If at first you don't succeed Skydiving might not be your sport __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-26-2010, 02:06 PM	#16
KenyanSandBoa The Nightman Cometh... Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Jim Location: Massholia Posts: 1,463 Trading: (74)	Re: Bumper Stickers I Think Feminists Are Cute! Keep honking, I am reloading! The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth! Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body. Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest? A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A day without sunshine is like, night __________________ I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.

07-26-2010, 03:00 PM	#18
jmsremax Yet another Masshole Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Jon Location: MA Posts: 1,245 Trading: (19)	Re: Bumper Stickers If I wanted to listen to an @$$hole, I'd fart __________________ Stock/Finance banter