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Old 07-12-2009, 11:45 PM   #1
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Default I was fired today

Subject: I was fired today, goodbye to all of you





For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person...


I was fired for ordering the cups.
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:06 AM   #2
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:36 AM   #3
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That's hilarious!
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Old 07-13-2009, 04:19 AM   #4
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LOL!!
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Old 07-13-2009, 04:29 AM   #5
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We have an opening for a company party planner. I'd like to hire you sight unseen.
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:59 AM   #6
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Hope you are bringing cups to Newfie's herf
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:20 AM   #7
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:49 AM   #8
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:30 PM   #9
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:34 PM   #10
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Cups? Why, doesn't Molson make keg cans?
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Old 07-13-2009, 04:55 PM   #11
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Very funny! I was also quite relieved to see this was a joke thread - glad you are still employed.
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:32 PM   #12
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lol good one
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:42 PM   #13
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Thanks. I needed that.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:49 PM   #14
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Only one cup per person rule applies
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:43 PM   #15
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Dave...you can order cups for my party anytime!!
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:54 PM   #16
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Now that is funny.


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Old 07-20-2009, 10:38 AM   #17
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Nice.
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