The best surgeon

G G · 05-19-2009, 05:46 PM

Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

CasaDooley · 05-19-2009, 06:10 PM

Yeeehawww

Don Francisco · 05-19-2009, 06:33 PM

Lmfao!!

dunng · 05-19-2009, 07:12 PM

Savor the Stick · 05-19-2009, 07:15 PM

Thanks Greg!

karmaz00 · 05-19-2009, 07:27 PM

lol..good oen

CBI_2 · 05-20-2009, 03:31 PM

That is great.

G G · 05-20-2009, 03:33 PM

I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

CBI_2 · 05-21-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ggainey

I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

Thanks. Most definitely. Told it several times today. They all loved it.

md4958 · 05-21-2009, 08:15 PM

taltos · 05-21-2009, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

This Paul likes it too!

kelmac07 · 05-21-2009, 08:27 PM

Classic!!!

G G · 05-22-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

This Paul likes it too!

The more Pauls that like it the better.

taltos · 05-23-2009, 08:08 AM

I do think that you insulted horse's asses.

05-23-2009, 08:16 AM

Thanks, I needed that.

SeanGAR · 05-23-2009, 05:17 PM

It wouldn't be so damned funny if it wasn't believable.

G G · 05-23-2009, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

I do think that you insulted horse's asses.

I will have to agree with that Paul.

Rockestone · 05-23-2009, 05:23 PM

05-19-2009, 05:46 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	The best surgeon Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

05-19-2009, 06:10 PM	#2
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CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The best surgeon That is great. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

05-20-2009, 03:33 PM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: The best surgeon I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

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05-23-2009, 08:08 AM	#14
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The best surgeon I do think that you insulted horse's asses. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-23-2009, 08:16 AM	#15
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The best surgeon Thanks, I needed that.

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05-23-2009, 05:23 PM	#18
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