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Old 02-09-2009, 01:44 PM   #1
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Default The Longest Joke in the World

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:26 PM   #2
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OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:52 PM   #3
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Sorry, I have a attention span of a goldfish.....
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:09 PM   #4
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OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!
hahah

That is the same thing I said when I read it.
The long-ness of the joke made the punchline so much better
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:12 PM   #5
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what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:16 PM   #6
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what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol
you could... but you won't get it.
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:29 PM   #7
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Worst joke ever, can't believe I wasted that time in my life
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:51 PM   #8
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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:08 PM   #9
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lol

You guys are just fun haters
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:41 AM   #10
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I enjoyed it.

Plus I could tell you guys about the time I spent in the desert, but I can't...
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:25 AM   #11
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I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:29 AM   #12
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I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:40 AM   #13
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If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.
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Old 02-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #15
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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.
We have something in common...I can't read it because its 63336 characters.
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:36 AM   #16
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Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


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Old 02-11-2009, 06:35 PM   #17
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I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.
I'll bring the beer.




Some of the train of thought parts vaguely remind me of Stephen King novel for some reason.... and just because it's the longest joke, there is no guarantee that it is even a good joke.

Yes, shortest joke is a bit funnier.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:11 PM   #18
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Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


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I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

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I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?
Lots of things to do with 20 minutes.
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